9363
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she said looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9363 September 19, 2009 @ 03:58am
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Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9362 September 19, 2009 @ 03:58am
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Today, I found out I have hypersomnia, which is basically being constantly tired. I've been treated with depression for years because the symptoms are similar. I've failed out of college three times because of this. Now, I think I really am depressed. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9361 September 19, 2009 @ 03:58am
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9360
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I no longer welcome in that particular store. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9360 September 19, 2009 @ 03:58am
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9358
Obese teen girl: Are you a lesbian?
Skinny teen girl: Why does everyone keep asking me that?
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9358 September 20, 2009 @ 01:00am
Skinny teen girl: Why does everyone keep asking me that?
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9358 September 20, 2009 @ 01:00am
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Today, I came to the realization, while taping cardboard models together, that I was paying $15,000 a year to tape cardboard models together. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9357 September 19, 2009 @ 01:03am
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9356
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9356 September 19, 2009 @ 01:03am
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Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9355 September 19, 2009 @ 01:03am
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9354
Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9354 September 19, 2009 @ 01:03am
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9352
Female tourist: Oh, look! American Apparel!
Friend: Is that the only one?
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9352 September 19, 2009 @ 09:55pm
Friend: Is that the only one?
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9352 September 19, 2009 @ 09:55pm
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9350
Customer to clerk: Do you have cock?
Clerk: Yes.
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9350 September 19, 2009 @ 07:00pm
Clerk: Yes.
(from poofaces.com) from overheard in ny #9350 September 19, 2009 @ 07:00pm
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9346
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?(281): Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later" (from poofaces.com)
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#9346 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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9344
you are hot. that is all.(1-480): who is this?(480): the delivery driver from silvermine. (from poofaces.com)
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#9344 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!(1-434): why is this not a picture message?!?! (from poofaces.com)
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#9343 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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9342
If I wasn't drunk and we weren't having sex and he hit me that hard I'd probably be calling the cops? (from poofaces.com)
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#9342 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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9341
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be. (from poofaces.com)
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#9341 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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9340
(recv'd) my throat hurts, it feels like i deep throated a horse. (sent) it wasn't a horse, it was me. lmfao (from poofaces.com)
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#9340 September 19, 2009 @ 05:58pm
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9338
Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9338 September 19, 2009 @ 05:03pm
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9336
Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9336 September 19, 2009 @ 05:03pm
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9334
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML (from poofaces.com)
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#9334 September 19, 2009 @ 05:03pm
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