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(209): Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage.... (from poofaces.com)
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#165879 May 19, 2012 @ 06:34am
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(484): donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them. (from poofaces.com)
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#165878 May 19, 2012 @ 06:34am
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Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165876 May 18, 2012 @ 03:34am
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Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165875 May 18, 2012 @ 03:34am
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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165873 May 18, 2012 @ 09:34pm
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Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165872 May 18, 2012 @ 09:34pm
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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165871 May 18, 2012 @ 09:34pm
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Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165870 May 18, 2012 @ 05:00pm
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Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165869 May 18, 2012 @ 05:00pm
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Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165868 May 18, 2012 @ 02:23pm
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Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML (from poofaces.com)
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#165867 May 18, 2012 @ 02:23pm
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(949): So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right? (from poofaces.com)
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#165866 May 18, 2012 @ 01:23pm
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(218): It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited. (from poofaces.com)
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#165864 May 18, 2012 @ 01:23pm
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(302): You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English. (from poofaces.com)
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#165863 May 18, 2012 @ 12:53pm
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(509): threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again. (from poofaces.com)
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#165862 May 18, 2012 @ 12:23pm
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(530): That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues. (from poofaces.com)
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#165861 May 18, 2012 @ 12:23pm
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(785): if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start. (from poofaces.com)
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#165860 May 18, 2012 @ 11:53am
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(876): i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend. (from poofaces.com)
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#165859 May 18, 2012 @ 11:53am
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(804): I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
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